Sepuluh Ewu

Wonokariun ngejak gendakane, jenenge Mbok Cempluk, perikso nang dokter Bunali.

"Opoko sampeyan iku mbah, wong awake ketok tahes kok athik perikso." takok
dokter Bunali.

"Ngene lho dok, umurku iki wis 80 lha bojoku iki wis kewut pisan umure 75.
Aku pingin takok opo sik oleh tah aku ambek bojoku iki main koyok manten
anyar ?" takok Wonokairun ambek isin-isin.

"Lho lek sampeyan gak onok penyakit yo aman-aman ae. " jare doktere.

"Wah tepak lek ngono, cumak cik tambah mantep, tulung aku ambek bojoku
diperikso. Lha terus mumpung ndhik kene, aku tak main ambek bojoku nang
kamar praktek sampeyan. Tulung dipantau mbok menowo onok opo-opo." Jare
Wonokairun.

Batine Bunali, sak umur-umur lagek iki ono pasien njaluk sing aneh koyok
ngene. Tapi wong jenenge dokter akhire panjaluke Wonokairun dituruti, mari
jantunge diperikso, wong loro iku main tutupan layar. Lha Bunali ngenteni
jogo-jogo lek misale wong loro iku gak kuat terus jantungen.

Mari oleh rong ronde, Wonokairun ambek Mbok Cempluk metu ngguya-ngguyu.
"Yok opo dok, aman ae tah?" takok Wonokairun.

Ambek Bunali jantunge wong loro iku diperikso maneh, tibake pancene sik
kuat. "Wis mbah, sampeyan sehat wal afiat. Ojok khawatir."

"Suwun dok. Piro ongkose ?" takok Wonokairun.

"Sepuluh ewu ae, wong sampeyan iku asline sehat." Jare Bunali.

Mari ngono arek loro iku pamitan mulih.

Seminggu maneh, wong loro iku teko maneh nang dokter Bunali. Persis koyok
seminggu kepungkur, njaluk diperikso jantunge, mari ngono njaluk dipantau
pas main.
Bunali yo nuruti ae wong pancen tugase sebagai dokter.

Mari oleh rong ronde, Wonokairun ambek Mbok Cempluk metu ngguya-ngguyu.
"Yok opo dok, aman ae tah?" takok Wonokairun.

Ambek Bunali jantunge wong loro iku diperikso maneh, tibake pancene sik
kuat. "Lak wis tak kandani, sampeyan sehat wal afiat. Ojok khawatir."

"Suwun dok. Piro ongkose ?" takok Wonokairun.

"Sepuluh ewu ae, wong sampeyan iku asline sehat." Jare Bunali.

Mari ngono arek loro iku pamitan mulih.

Seminggu maneh, wong loro iku teko maneh nang dokter Bunali. Persis koyok
seminggu kepungkur, njaluk diperikso jantunge, mari ngono njaluk dipantau pas main.
Bunali wis mulai ngersulo, tapi yo sik dituruti.

Mari oleh rong ronde, Wonokairun ambek Mbok Cempluk metu ngguya-ngguyu.
"Yok opo dok, aman ae tah?" takok Wonokairun.

Ambek Bunali jantunge wong loro iku diperikso maneh, tibake pancene sik
kuat. "Koyok minggu wingi, sampeyan sehat wal afiat. Ojok khawatir."

"Suwun dok. Piro ongkose ?" takok Wonokairun.

"Sik tah mbah, aku katene takok. Sampeyan lak wis tak kandani lek sampeyan iku sehat, laopo bolak-balik teko rene ngongkon aku mentelengi sampeyan main. Masio elek, aku iki dokter rek !!, dhudhuk wasit smack down." Bunali mulai purik.

"Ngene lho dok, aku iki wis muteri sak Suroboyo, Mbenjeng, Balungbendo, Ndhiwek sampek Peterongan. Gak onok sewa kamar sing ngisore sepuluh ewu ."

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ketawa site

Psychic Mother in law

When Roger came home, his wife, Norma, was crying. 'Your mother insulted me,' she sobbed.

'My mother?' spluttered Roger, 'How could she do that when she is on holiday on the other side of the world?'

'I know.' Norma gulped, 'But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious.'

'And?'

'At the end of the letter it was written: Dear Norma , When you have finished reading this letter, don't forget to give it to my son, Roger.'

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funny site

Cukimai

Sepur klutuk Tirtonadi jurusan Wonogiri - Jakarta lagi wae ninggalke kuto Wonogiri. Gunung Gandul isih ketoro wah sedih banget Paino ninggalake deso kecamatan Pracimantoro daerah kering sering paceklik, kurang mangan lan penduduke miskin banget.

Neng sepur Paino ketemu gadis lencir kuning Pingkan asal Manado. Dasar Paino cah ndeso durung kenal karo Gadis Manado pura-2 sok akrab. Karo kipas-2 nganggo kipas nyam-2-an Pingkan ngeluh :

"Cukimai, panas sekali hari ini .... mau kemarau kali ya ?"
Dasar si Paino sok tahu melu-2 nimbrung karo kipasan koran : "Saya juga cukimai... bener mau kemarau !" omonge kalem karo mesem.

(Cukimai: semacam pisuhan koyo istilah jancuk)

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ketawa site

What Happens When You Drink Alcohol?

You can forget your alphabet: as shown in this newspaper cutting

Alcohol Can Cause You To Lose Your Sense Of Humour

Apparently problem drinkers have trouble understanding jokes and they don't always find them funny, Will and Guy have recently discovered in their online research.

Details of research, published in a recent issue of "Addiction", describes a study of 29 alcoholic patients in a clinic in Bochum, Germany, who took a range of tests to measure their mood, intellectual ability, memory and psychomotor skills, and capacity to appreciate jokes. A further task tested their ability to predict and understand other people's behaviour on the basis of their mental states ["mentalizing ability"]. The results were matched against those of 29 healthy controls.

For the humour processing test, subjects were given alternative punch lines for jokes, some more coherent and logical than others, and asked to choose the most appropriate.

The performance of the two groups differed markedly, with less than 68% of the alcoholic patients choosing the correct punch lines, against 92% of the healthy controls.

Alcoholics also fared less well in the working memory tests and the mentalizing ability tests, prompting speculation that deficits in these areas can impact upon a problem drinker's capacity to understand jokes and find them funny. Some people would take the view that research was not required to establish these facts - we may tend to agree

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funny site

Tahapan-Tahapan SMS

Satu hari gak sms tu wajar....

Tujuh hari gak sms mungkin ga da pulsa....

Dua minggu gak kirim sms mungkin kamu udah ngelupain aku....

Tapi kalau...

Empat puluh hari tidak sms....

Wah kayaknya aku mesti layat ne.. hehehehehe...

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ketawa site

Mau Dikubur Jam Berapa

Ciee.. Dah siap berangkat ni ye..
Kamu tampil beda hari ini, Bro..
Mandi sudah..
Sholat udah...
Tampang dah Ok..
Costum juga sudah pas banget..
Pokoknya style abiz deh..

SO..

Mw dikubur jam berapa CUy..????

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ketawa site

KEJEPIT

masa krisis udah mulai mendingan mau mereda tetapi ibu ibu rumah tangga masih saja mengeluh dan masih saja marah marah ,tapi tau kah kalian apa yang paling ibu ibu banggakan pada saat harga harga
masih membumbung tinggi, soalnya ada barang yan tidak naik harganya
dan juga tidak turun dan sang suami para ibu ibu pun senang harga barang tersebut tidak naik.

suami : bu aku sangat senang sekali harga barang milik bapak
tidak ikut ikutan naik ya buk

istri : enak aja kamu bisa aja bilang begitu, udah tau harga
pada naik kok kamu ikut ikutan senang segala...
suami : ya iya toh bu ...kalau barang itu naik aku bisa enggak
tidur tidur dan enggak akan sehat aku
istri : emangnya apa sih barang yang enggak naik itu

(SI ISTRI PENASARAN)
Suami : itu harga kacang ama harga susu
istri : emang enggak naik gitu pak, perasaan naik kok
suami : enggak, kacangkan kejepit dan susu menonjol terus
kalau engga kejepit nati jatoh dong bu dan kalau engga
menonjol aku engga bosa main balon dong bu.....

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humor site